Scalpers, beware.
Upon further investigation, our DirtPlug correspondent, me, has uncovered the scoop of the week -- or should I say the scalp of the week. Seems like there's a bunch a mutha fuckas out there buying up all the god damn tickets. Everyone is mad because they all wanted to go to the shows and now they can't.
Every show in the greater metropolitan area currently has a price tag of $400. Yes, you heard me correctly... 4 Big Bens.
So you're at the supermarket with your babe and they wanna go to the show, but your broke ass has to respond with, "Sorry, babe. That shit's been scalped." They break up with you right there on the spot.
Scalpers, beware. One day its gonna be YUOR babe...